They are all pretty lame and corny. That is why we love them. The Drama in six was fairly severe and real though.

I would say one is the most serious. It lacks one thing, boobs. Which simply put, keeps the emotional drag out of things. The second you throw one chick in the damned mix the HERO gets all pussy whipped and you spend half the game doing her favors instead of saving the world. I mean come on. PS: Men are just better. At everything. Seriously. The END.

X-2 takes the cake though. Just proof that if you spend too much time making these games, you really need to get laid.