Mr Nice

[Sergeant Hartman]

Be nice now children.

[Psychotic]

Well hello.

If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you.

I enjoy going to the movies, long walks on the beach and holding hands.

[Mr Nice]

Well hello.

If you wish to become my friend then I'm afraid that you can't, unless you can give me one very good reason as to why I should be friends with you.

I enjoy going to the movies, long walks on the beach and holding hands.

MARRY ME!

[oddler]

You went soft in 36 minutes. You lose.

[Psychotic]

Depends. Do you hold American citizenship? I am looking for a way to work legally in the United States, and bring over a small amount (say, thirty) of my extended family from the old country.

[Mr Nice]

You went soft in 36 minutes. You lose.

How dare you!

I never go soft!

I'll have you know I'm rock hard!

Now stop making me sound like a bender!

Depends. Do you hold American citizenship? I am looking for a way to work legally in the United States, and bring over a small amount (say, thirty) of my extended family from the old country.

No, I'm afraid not. I come from England.

Please don't double most. Edit/delete button instead. Thanks very much. - Psychotic (also from England)

[Tigmafuzz]

You're just beggin for it aint ya.

[Mr Nice]

You're just beggin for it aint ya.

Yes, I am begging for it. Why, don't tell me you aren't...

[Tigmafuzz]

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no comment.

[Mr Nice]

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no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

[Freya]

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no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

[Mr Nice]

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no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

Of course it is. I've no shame in speaking my mind, so I just tell the truth. And I am the most intelligent person in the world. Ask me any question and I'll answer it...

[Nominus Experse]

It's alright, Mr. Nice, the hate is mutual.

[Firo Volondé]

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no comment.

Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.

Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.

Of course it is. I've no shame in speaking my mind, so I just tell the truth. And I am the most intelligent person in the world. Ask me any question and I'll answer it...

Do you know when someone's asking you a rhetorical question?

[Markus. D]

I'm sure we can be good friends :]?


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