Did you know that's an oxymoron? Because when you say no comment, in theory you are actually making a comment. You see, I'm clever.
Pointing out you're clever isn't very clever on it's own.
Of course it is. I've no shame in speaking my mind, so I just tell the truth. And I am the most intelligent person in the world. Ask me any question and I'll answer it...
Do you know when someone's asking you a rhetorical question?