What would an EoFF member NEVER say?

[Sakura]

yeah whatever :\

[PyroManiak]

the truth

[Jessweeee♪]

! @/\/\ 73|-| |_|7!/\/\@73 |-|@><><0|&

[Sakura]

I tell the truth all the teme >:O I have never told a lie in my life :[

[Denmark]

I've said all of those things. I am an EoFF member. YOU ARE ALL TEH WRONGZORZ

maybe something like "I have never used the internet", save for it being used in jest.

[Goldenboko]

Nothing. EoFF Members are diverse, I mean honestly, I can picture Rubah making a thread that says ! @/\/\ 73|-| |_|7!/\/\@73 |-|@><><0|& and then closing it and scolding herself for spamming

[Chemical]

If you don't eat your fish you can't have any pudding.

[demondude]

lolzers demondude55 iz teh suxorz

That will never be uttered on this website while I'M still alive

[Madame Adequate]

I do so love my fiance MANUS.

Math is arousing

I like you.

That's a good point.

I concede defeat

Dawkins? More like DORKins, amirite?

Feh, you worry too much about logic.

People are stupid idiots who deserve to die.

[oddler]

I wonder what Paris Hilton is up to.

[Raistlin]

I love communism.

*insert anything not perverted*

[Rye]

No, you're too young for me.

[Goldenboko]

lolzers demondude55 iz teh suxorz

That will never be uttered on this website while I'M still alive

Too late.

[Shiny]

Dogs are better than cats fyi.

bipper LEAVES

Money is not important to me.

Chocobos suck!

I <3 Jesus.

[LunarWeaver]

Final Fantasy VIII's plot is straightforward.