What would an EoFF member NEVER say?

[Comet]

I am not gay.

[Jessweeee♪]

This thread makes me lawl so hard.
(No, I'm really saying that, I'm not saying that I wouldn't say that)

[Tavrobel]

I hate Tidus.

I love everyone and everything. Abandon the HATE.

As it turns out, Tidus really did travel 1000 years into the future.

Thank you for making me a Cid's Knight. I will uphold random banning and a sense of superiority to all of the newbs at EoFF

So, where's my recognition, you useless jerks?

*something useful*

*something intelligent or thought-provoking*

I'm really emo, and I love Tavrobel, he is the smartest person ever.

*something useful*

So, I thought about posting some porn today.

Sex sucks. Diablo II is better.

So, I decided to sell EoFF today.

Ohh, wait, scratch that last one.

[Hazzard]

Hazzard, I wrote a rather horny love poem for you...

The daily conversations in my signature are fake, I wrote them and I'm proud!

[Avarice-ness]

the truth

I CAN NOT TELL A LIE!

[Freya]

"I go to EoFF for the intriguing topics about final fantasy"

[Avarice-ness]

"I go to EoFF for the intriguing topics [STRIKE]about final fantasy[/STRIKE]"

[Serapy]

If you don't eat your fish you can't have any pudding.

I hate f1shes11!!111one!11

[Renmiri]

X2 doesn't suck

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Hi, I actually like you guys.

I'm never useful

I had a dream my girlfriend transformed to Giga Guess when we were have sex...

Final Fantasy is THE BEST video games series

....[Insert a sentence that doesn't have A'yo in it]

[Spawn of Sephiroth]

Anything that you can think of, and probably alot worse. You really shouldn't have asked that question because you probably will get ur answer.

[Anaisa]

grarblegogobaarjibblergooglemeir.

[Jessweeee♪]

This thread makes me cry, now

[Markus. D]

probably anything Suiseiseki would say (for those who don't know. Think of the word "Desu" ^^)

[ReloadPsi]

"Sure, you can call me Pie. You can ALL call me Pie!"