You have to keep in mind that the most patriotic American's are the southarn hummer drivun rednacks who wanna SHOW HOW US AMERICUNS ARE BETTER THAN ALL DEM ODER CAUNTRIES THAT DISARGEE WITH OUR WAY.

I can see how we come off as stupid. But y'know, coming from a stupid family, I've realized the most we can do is just try to be a little bit less audacious while we hope no one gets the wrong idea about us smart people personally.