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Quote Originally Posted by Værn View Post
lawls. are you guys not aloud to have food in school or something? the grilled cheeze maker, sure, but food in general? woudln't it just be easier to bring some other food?
They weren't so strict on food before that, but after about half way through the year they had to crack down on it because of a pest problem.

What's a bit funnier about the grilled cheese maker is that I was sent to the library to finish an English test that day. I took my bags with me... and the library has a metal detector. I managed to bluff my way out of it and said that it must've been my metal money box, I fortunately keep all of my money in gold and silver dollar coins

The only thing interesting about the carrot incident is that it was the only thing the whole year that I got into any trouble for, and the only thing that wasn't my fault.
Somebody in out class, while in the lunch line, took the carrots that the lunch ladies game him off of his tray and dropped them into the fork container. Two friends and I went around the cafeteria two days afterwards and collected as many carrots as we could just to annoy him. Nobody at the school ever eats them except me (my friends say it's because of my alleged "cabbit obsession"), so we got quite a few carrots. We stuffed them into his desk, and it was all fun and games ^_^
Then one of the two friends had the bright idea to do it again, except with more carrots. The next week on Monday they were giving carrots with our lunches again, so we collected them again and stashed them in a box in the corner of the room. They gave us more carrots on Wednesday, which we then added to the box for storage.
I told him that we had plenty of carrots, but he wanted more... and this is where it all goes wrong. We waited. And we waited. And we waited. They didn't hand out carrots with our lunch again until Thursday of the week afterwards, by which time I knew that the carrots had to have gone bad and said that I didn't want any involvement in it any more since I knew that they would get in trouble.
He tossed all of the carrots from that day into the guy's desk drawer, them dumped all of the carrots from the box in. The kid was absent on Friday, so they sat in there all day and then for the entire weekend.
The carrots were therefore not discovered there until the next Monday. After the two weeks of sitting around in the room most of them had turned into a rancid, rotten black liquid inside of the little plastic bags. A few of the bags leaked, and they made me take care of the cleanup even though I clearly told them that they were waiting too long and should give up on it.

Not exactly the most interesting or devious thing ever, but after that incident I got into more trouble than with any other crazy stunt. The entire room reeked of rotten carrots for quite a while after that.