This case needs to be dismissed, the judge forced to pay the defendant's legal fees, and the judge put on an ethics hearing (judges are officers of the court, and thus have a professional responsibility not to waste the court's time). $54 million for pants? Would ANYONE buy that nonsense?

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misled him with a sign that read "satisfaction guaranteed", according to US media.
Uh... yeah. Next time I buy something from anywhere with "satisfaction guaranteed" posted somewhere (basically any chain store), I'll pretend I'm sad over it and sue for $50 million for false advertising.


Pearson then took the stand himself, detailing his own painful divorce and financial troubles and breaking down in tears, the blog said.
... relevance? How was that testimony even allowed?