Mimi would be a crazy old woman who is also on drugs and partially blind and likes to hit people with sticks. (my eldest dog she sixteen)

Nala would also be a crazy old woman, but one of those ones who laughs all the time and makes no sense. (my middlist dog she thirteen)

Arni would just be this annoying guy. (our newest dog he four)

Claud would be buddha. (my tortoise, s/he three)

And Milly would be a stupid person. (my nans dog, she... i dunno)

YES.