I constantly command everybody to do everything and nobody ever listens to me because I'm not remotely intimidating. But then I whip out some mace and I'm like, "pew pew pew mace action,lol," and they're all like, "Wtf, what male uses mace?!" And I'm like "Me, foo'." And then they do it.

My posts have all become run-on sentence stories as of late, what's up with that.