I masturbated so hard I broke it for a week or two, > >;..
I masturbated so hard I broke it for a week or two, > >;..
War sucks, let's party.
Dude, guys, Ima jump out of my second-story window onto my trampoline!
Dude, you're dumb.
Dude, shut up.
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HOLYMY BACK AND ASS ARE BROKEN!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAOriginally Posted by Værn
sternly: lol.
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I once hit a "do not enter" sign on my bike, I thought I jammed my wrist, but I broke it, and halfway through getting my sling, my mom noticed a lotta blood on my pants leg, I looked in my pants and... *shudder* tahnk god it wasn't a little to the right. *Twich*
oh. my. god.
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Honestly I don't think I have any, but I will tell of Omega Cloud's
'Kay. We were at a friend's birthday party which part of it was held at an ice skating rink. It was mine and Omega Cloud's first time ice skating. I got cocky and challenged him at a race. As we assumed starting positions, Omega Cloud slipped and the blade of his skate cut the top of his hand. Blood was spraying too!
I got anally raped by a tree stump. In other words I was sliding on a hill I was not suppose to slide on, and I fell off the toboggan and landed on my tail bone on a tree stump. They had to carry me back up and I could barely walk for a week. Limped all the following week.
A few years later at work, I was leaning on my chair and managed to fall and land on my tail bone once again, I spent a few hours laying down with a frozen can of I forget what between my butt cheeks.
This thread was started by demondude55:
I say we honor it by continuing to tell are most ridiculous and embarrassing injuries and not letting the thread die.
All in favor?
6,912 people all at once: Aye!
Majority rules!
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