Dude, and Dudettes. Who would win this epic fighting battle? Reasons needed as well.
Rockerz v. Rapperz
Dude, and Dudettes. Who would win this epic fighting battle? Reasons needed as well.
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
Rockerz cuz Iz saidz soz
Rappers cuz they'd cheat and pull out nines and glocks and they'd blind us with theyz gold teeth and make us cover our hears as they murder the language along with us. We rockers could always melt their faces.
neither, cause they don't exist.
Rappers would kill each other for wearing the wrong colors. I feel sorry for the asshole that shows up in plaid.
The rockers have Tenacious D, so they win no matter what.
Infighting ftw! It'll be like smurfing DOOM, man. That smurfing shotgun straight out of DOOM.Originally Posted by bipper
Annoying monotonous talking and fighting against their own kind vs. an electric guitar/bass used as a club to swing at the face and other vital organs.
I think the winner is clear here.
Exactly. Rappers have guns. Just like I pointed out that the emos would most likely have either razors or knives in the punk vs. emo thread =)
People need to look at the stereotypes and pay attention to who's going to have the weapons.
You hit the nail in the Rapperz coffin...
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
This one time my friend and I were sitting in his car outside Pizza Hut or whatever, and he was listening to DMX or some :skull::skull::skull::skull: like that on his tape player. He was smurfing around with the bass boost when he saw two Asians (we assumed they were Asians, though they could have been skinny, sick Polynesians) walking into Pizza Hut & wearing tight clothing. I don’t know why, but he got pretty mad at this. He started suggesting all these absurd and fiendish acts, like he wanted to break their necks or this or that. I thought he was joking so I went along, until he started to get all excited and he grabbed me and said: “Yeah! It’ll be like a tag-team: Rap and rock versus punk and emo! Whoo!”
I guessed, at that moment, that he was on some kind of drug. I mean, even if I did let him designate my alignment into rocker without my saying so, how long would that last? How long before it became Rap versus Punk, emo, and rock? Surely this man horned out beyond redemption, so pumped up on DMX—how could I trust that he wouldn’t get the thirst to destroy more?
I decided I had to put a stop to him, before he could put this plan into action, so I slit his throat with a slice of pizza. He fell backward, as if to die—and I do not doubt that we both thought he actually was dying for a few minutes—but once he realized that :skull::skull::skull::skull: wasn’t that bad, he pulled himself back together, and slapped me for wasting a slice of pizza and dirtying his throat. Well, a slap in the back of the head, as opposed to a hellish beating by a fully-charged, brutish thug?
I think I got lucky. Fortunately, the two Asian (or smurfing what, OK?) kids had managed to escape, and my friend had pretty much forgotten all about them. Or whatever.
To this day, I must be very careful when using those four cursed words around my friend.
Rappers. They aren't shy about pulling a gun on your ass or putting a cap in it.
Str8 Pimpin'
Lets look at the profile of each:
Rockers :- Said to be the fruit of the gods, brought down to earth to save humanity with violence, drinking and music so loud, you swore it came from the deepest depths of hell. Some rockers tend to have hair that they use to wrap around the necks of their enemies and break them like twigs. The most common weapon is the guitar, either used to smash non-rockers over the head or to deafen their enemies with. Legends. Also use their head, fists and legs to cause maximum damage, drink in-human amounts of alcohol.
SPECIAL ATTACK: Head butt of oblivion.
Rappers :- Other than the fact that they are annoying, not much is known about them. Poorly said rhymes are said to be confuse anyone who they aren't fond of, giving them enough time to wimp out and use a gun like a wimp instead of their bare hands. Some are said to use their long chains to choke someone, by wrapping the chain around necks and pulling tight.
SPECIAL ATTACK: Bling Whip of doom
It seems pretty even! Who would win? Its hard to tell.
Rockerz because they rock
I dont see anyone saying things rap
Wow this concert raps
Doesnt fit see
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
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