The cool kids had slap bracelets. The cool kids had Skip-Its. The cool kids had chatter rings. The cool kids had koosh balls. The cool kids had Tamagotchi. The cool kids had Pokémon. I never got that . It’s not that I didn’t want to be in the mainstream, it’s just that I was too lazy. I got marbles once, and I stuck with those smurfers as long as I could.