Site Staff Application

Forum Name: 1337haxn00b
Real First Name: Paul
Age: 1E10
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 23
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: XII
Favourite Web Based Coding Language: All of them
Linux?: Sure, why not?

1) Have you ever built a webpage before? Probably
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Well, it's dead now!

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff? To piss off Spatvark.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? Depends.

1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? Freaking out and making sure the server doesn't die on me.

2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Tell him to play Diablo II. Less of a waste of time.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.
Piss off Spatvark and cl_out.

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. OMG!!!11!!one! do work?

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). I don't know. Because you are all slackers?

1) What makes you so special? I know how to piss off Spatvark.

2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? Depends.