<STRIKE>Cid's Knight</STRIKE> Site Staff Application

Bio Information

Forum Name: Bunny
Real First Name: Sir Leopold Van Halen
Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 75% of my life.
Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy VI
Favourite Web Based Coding Language: HTML. I like to think it stands for Hot TaMaLes. Those suckers are delicious.
Linux?: or GTFO


Short Answer

1) Have you ever built a webpage before? I have built and maintained several Geocities-based webpages as well as aided in the creation of over six different web pages. Not all of them having to do with pornographic material.
1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? I, uh, can't link them.

2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <STRIKE>Forums</STRIKE> Site Staff? Colored title.

3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? I'm in a constant state of readiness for this particular event.

Long Answer

1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? I have access to this really neat tennis racket-looking object that, when you press a button, shoots an electric surge through the netting. It melts bugs upon contact. It also really hurts when applied to the skin.

2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Purple Nurples aplenty.

3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. Naked skydiving. I'm not entirely too sure how this will help the site in particular, but it sounds like a barrel of fun.

4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Delete most of the material. It's useless anyway.

5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). The front site cannot get any better. Wonderful job those folks are doing.

Subjective Section

1) What makes you so special? I have seven toes on my left foot and six on my right. I can also do a standing backflip and I'm ace in the sack.

2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? I wouldn't be not willing to take no abuse from him, if that's what you mean.