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    Ghost of Christmas' past Recognized Member theundeadhero's Avatar
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    Psychotics need not apply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bipper View Post
    Yeah, I guess if you all would like the hand, I am willing.
    Always willing to accept the help
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    1) What makes you so special? Site Staff needs another hot chick.
    Are you saying me and ES arn't hot?
    Of course you guys are. That's why I said ANOTHER hot chick...

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
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    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Use a whip and intimidate/blackmale people into working faster! >:o
    Let's hire her Baloki! *Thinks of whips and leather*
    I think you need to 'test' her first hero ^_^ *realises how wrong that sounds xD*
    O_O
    I never knew how wrong that could sound
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    The spoon is too big! Firo Volondé's Avatar
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    Forum Name: Firo Volonde
    Real First Name: Will
    Age: 17
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 5
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: X
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: Uh... English?
    Linux?: I don't know what that is.


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? No

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <STRIKE>Forums</STRIKE> Site Staff?
    Reputation and the power.

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go?
    As far as you'd like me to go...

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat?
    Sue Google/Shlup for emotional damages.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work?
    Let's just say it involves FM's kneecaps, a crowbar, and some serious busting.

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.
    Spam.

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site.
    Put the pages on a strict training regime, similar to that of The Biggest Loser.

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
    No, I wouldn't be. In all honesty, I'm just making this post to get my post count up.

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special?
    I am the only person in the world who has my exact DNA.

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out?
    Yeah, sure.
    This is a signature.

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    Cid's Knight Site Staff Application

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    Forum Name: *~Dagger Trepe~*
    Real First Name: Rachel
    Age: 14
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: about 5
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: whatever language
    Linux?: Unix


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? meh..
    1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? the mario_karina thread in my profile

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff? The power to do justice for EOFF

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Saff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? Not that far kay


    Long Answer


    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat?
    I would garb my infamous daggers and ban them all.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work?
    Keep leaving usernotes and PMs and find out his weak spots from BoB.

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.
    ummm...Christmas?

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site.
    I don't know...?

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
    Because it would be lots of funnn

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special?
    I have lots of vocal talent

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out?
    Yeah, sure.

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    Ha, I don't need to try and form a Psychotic, for I am his doppelgänger.

    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero
    Psychotics need not apply.
    d00d smurf u

    Now, if I were successful in this application, I'm not sure if I would be totally willing to take the job. It depends on what exactly I'd have to do really.

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    Forum Name: ReloadPsi
    Real First Name: Simon
    Age: 22
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: Nine
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VII (Shut up.)
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: HTML
    Linux?: No


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? - A few...
    1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently?
    http://www.angelfire.com/darkside/psi - This gives a list of pretty much all the sites I've made that I've not taken down. I haven't updated in a long time though, due to lack of ideas and motivation. But in order of appearance...
    heavenorhell.tk - My personal site, has most content
    Annoying Adventures of Psi - Something dumb I just threw together
    Diary - Self explanatory. I coded its layout myself.
    Stupid Site - You all know how much I love FF. This site shows how much FF loves me.
    Voice of Psi - Don't click it, please...
    Evanescence "Tribute" - Done to piss someone off this one time
    unkulse.cx - Goatse parody

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff?
    To make sure the information we have on the FF games with which I'm more familiar (namely 7 and 8) is better and more accurate than everyone else's.

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go?
    Maybe, are we allowed to invite non-staff?

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat?
    Construct additional pylons. Besides, I do believe that would be a good thing, as it makes us turn up on searches.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work?
    Construct additional pylons. We'll need to generate the additional power to electrocute the bastard.

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.
    Construct additional pylons. Then we can create flashy displays similar to the Blackpool Illuminations. Hell, we could be IN the Blackpool Illuminations. That would rule!

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site.
    Construct additional pylons.

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).
    So I can finally copy and paste all the FF7 data from my brain and fill it with something useful. Like the blueprints for some additional pylons.

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special?
    I'm a doppelgänger to Psychotic. That says it all.

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out?
    That won't happen
    Last edited by ReloadPsi; 06-18-2007 at 03:46 AM.

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    <strike>Cid's Knight</strike> Site Staff Application

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    Forum Name: Little Blue
    Real First Name: Richard
    Age: 19
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 5, or 6... Not sure...
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: IX
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: PHP
    Linux?: One day, perhaps.


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? Yes.
    1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? Most of the static pages here as well as applying skins to the third party software installs (except the wiki). I did that for about 9 months before stepping down in Nov '06, though I still work on the forums there.
    Same thing here, though it is only a couple months old and is still being built when I'm bored silly and feel like coding something.

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <strike>Forums</strike> Site Staff? To see how proffessionals do it

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? Not very far I'm afraid...

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? Robots.txt, or, for a more drastic solution, buy google and Yahoo (anyone got a couple billion dollars to spare?) and turn them off.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Not a clue... Close the wiki perhaps?

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. Set up a PR group and let them handle that.

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Haven't a clue, I always thought the front site was pretty quick already. We could just use the resources of the now defunct google and yahoo servers since I bought them in long answer 1.

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). See short answer 2.

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special? I'm pretty much an amateur when it comes to code , but I'm a quick learner.

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? As long as he uses the smilie.


    Yes I stole this from Rubah, I'll blame someone else later, also applications submitted via this thread have a redeemable value of 0.01 Psychotic, not availiable with any other promotion, do not disseminate, do not ride this ride if you suffer from a heart condition, pregnancy or Loony BoB.
    Last edited by Little Blue; 06-18-2007 at 01:19 PM.

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    Old school, like an old fool. Flying Mullet's Avatar
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    I noticed several people threatened to shave my mullet, but I don't have a mullet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    I noticed several people threatened to shave my mullet, but I don't have a mullet...
    not even in the pants?

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    Forum Name: scrumpleberry
    Real First Name: Moonraven - Asterisk
    Age: 2
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 20
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: VI
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: Dunno
    Linux?: Nope


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? No

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff?

    So I can turn the entire page cookie - coloured

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go?

    Depends who was there, and if there was pie.

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat?

    Break out the villagers with pitchforks for the google bots, my ninja chinchillas with cookie shurikens can handle the yahoo spiders.


    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work?

    Find out what he loves the most and offer him that a thousand times over.

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.

    Make up a theme song, lock everyone in a lift and blast it at full volume.

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site.

    *Haste*

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

    I wouldn't, I odn't know a thing about doing webpages.

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special?
    My army of ninja chinchillas, of course.

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out?
    Yes. His uppance shall come...

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    <STRIKE>Cid's Knight</STRIKE> Site Staff Application

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    Forum Name: Bunny
    Real First Name: Sir Leopold Van Halen
    Age: Old enough to know better, young enough not to care.
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 75% of my life.
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: Final Fantasy VI
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: HTML. I like to think it stands for Hot TaMaLes. Those suckers are delicious.
    Linux?: or GTFO


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? I have built and maintained several Geocities-based webpages as well as aided in the creation of over six different web pages. Not all of them having to do with pornographic material.
    1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? I, uh, can't link them.

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF <STRIKE>Forums</STRIKE> Site Staff? Colored title.

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go? I'm in a constant state of readiness for this particular event.

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat? I have access to this really neat tennis racket-looking object that, when you press a button, shoots an electric surge through the netting. It melts bugs upon contact. It also really hurts when applied to the skin.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work? Purple Nurples aplenty.

    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues. Naked skydiving. I'm not entirely too sure how this will help the site in particular, but it sounds like a barrel of fun.

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site. Delete most of the material. It's useless anyway.

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ). The front site cannot get any better. Wonderful job those folks are doing.

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special? I have seven toes on my left foot and six on my right. I can also do a standing backflip and I'm ace in the sack.

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out? I wouldn't be not willing to take no abuse from him, if that's what you mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
    Psychotics need not apply.

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    This should be fun.

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    Forum Name: edczxcvbnm
    Real First Name: Stephen
    Age: 25
    Years Final Fantasy(tm) experience: 1 trillion
    Favorite Final Fantasy(tm) game: FFXII
    Favourite Web Based Coding Language: ASP w/ VB Script...not that fancy ASP.net though. ASP still works just fine. HTML is not coding. It is mark up
    Linux?: Hells naw! GTFO!


    Short Answer

    1) Have you ever built a webpage before? Yes.
    1.a) If so, which one (please provide link), for how long, and are you still there presently? 1) Company info...are you with t-eh company? 2) How long? You asked if I built a website. Not maintained it. Totally different things. How can I work for people that expect me to maintain static pages ;_;

    2) What are your reasons for wanting to join the EoFF Forums Site Staff?

    Application was here and I was bored...what I mean to say was for a stupid ass title above my name

    3) If you were asked to participate in a Staff Orgy by Dr Unne, how far would you be willing to go?

    I will rape everyone's eyes out.

    Long Answer

    1) Imagine the site was being visited by Google Bots and Shlup's Yahoo Spiders, how would you combat this threat?

    Add more content to sway them to pointless areas of the website.

    2) Flying Mullet's not doing any work again and adding to our wiki page, how would you 'motivate' him to do some work?


    3) Detail what you would do to promote the site in other venues.

    Venue? Like rock concerts? The polo ponies always could write a song

    4) Detail what you would to improve the speed on getting pages up on the front site.

    Just put stuff up with a warning sign that it has not gone through formatting QA yet.

    5) Tell why or why not you would be willing to work with the Front Site Staff in bettering the Front Site ( eyesonff.com ).

    Work? No one said anything about work. I thought it was all about having a fancy pants title and having a massive superiority complex...in which case I want in

    Subjective Section

    1) What makes you so special?
    I get done fast. If quality is a concern then get the smurf out

    2) Would you be willing to take abuse from Cl_out?
    I only would take sexual abuse. All other forms are off the table

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