June Ciddies 2007 - Revelation Thread - BACK IN BLACK! Or rather gold. I don't know.

[Queen Award, First of Her Name]

Hello EoFF, it's me, Dynast-Kid, junior reporter for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF with another live report! I'm here standing on the Red Carpet of the Crystal Dome in Eizon, this year's location for the Mid Year Ciddies! The Ciddies may have already began, but i'm devoted to bringing you, my loyal viewers, the hottest scoop from the Crystal Dome. My current assignment is to interview the nominees for the next Ciddie, Most Improved Member! Look, I see one of the nominees right now!

-->So, tell me, how did you react when you found out you had been nominated for the Most Improved Member Ciddie?

At first I thought I had read it wrong. I was surprised I was nominated, not because I don't think I've improved but because I didn't think many people knew me on this site. I don't really post anything dynamic or interesting so a nomination was just a big surprise.

I was seriously surprised, all jokes cast aside. It's a great feeling to know that I've made some sort of impact on the people around me. To think that the community has "watched me grow up" is actually kind of flattering.

I yelled out WTF. Except, not in letters.

I read it in the nominations. I thought it was crazy. I´m as lame as I ever was.

I was shocked and amazed, and then i touched myself. It made me happy.

Whilst perusing these forums, and being interested to see if I had been the particularly popular vote, I took a look at the 'Ciddies' thread. I noticed, among others I was nominated for most improved member. Whoever nominated me has clearly fallen prey to my long, arduous plan. It was, to see how people would react when I went from irritating to, irritatingly clever.
It seems some people still fail to recognize a change at times, and still use their inert responses in retaliation to my unsurpassed genius on this website.
The very fact the imbeciles nominated me is a complete success as far as I am concerned when I draw my conclusion on this. See if you can guess what it is ;d.

-->In what ways do you think you've improved over your time at Eyes on Final Fantasy?

I haven't, which is precisely the problem. I've gotten worse, and if anyone thinks otherwise, they really need to stop having their asses for a hat.

Je ne crois pas this question applies to me.

Well I have started to type a lot more proper than I used to. I actually put what I think into my posts instead of just shooting down others opinions. I guess I've just become more relaxed and mellowed out.

You know, this is the first forum I've ever joined. So, not only was I a newbie, I was a complete and utter retard when it came to internet interaction. I guess I've come a long way from then; I must have, anyways.

I've become less n00bish, and i'd say thats one DAMN good accomplishment

I guess I´ve stopped eating babies. That´s a good step, I guess.

-->Are you a proponent of the death sentence?

Dude, I'm, like, for the saying, "An odd eye for and odd eye," word?

Proponent? Me no speak englis...

Only for ugly people.

Everyone needs to die.

I assume you know what proponent means. No, I do not care for capital punishment. However, nor do I care for other's opinions or ideas.

"Proponent" *sigh* I like putting my opinion but I have to say there are times I believe that no person should have the power o take another's life. But here are also times I would like to see the person die. I guess I would have to say that I am against the death sentence, but only because a quick death is a lot less painful than living a long life in jail. I couldn't imagine anyone able to stand just being alive knowing what they did for so long.

-->Do you think you're really deserving of this coveted award?

No. Since when was this coveted?

No. I do not expect my opinion to influence any voting though.

If the people say i am, then sure why not.

I have improved thats true. Whether I am most improved or not I highly doubt that. I have looked over the other nominees and the only one I have actually seen post enough to where I have an impression of them is Tavrobel. I do not think I am the most improved but that is up to the voters, I'll see how it goes. But my hopes won't be up...at all.

Humility is a virtue, I'm not one to toot my own horn, and all that. The real question is, "Who does the forum think is deserving."

-->Which of your fellow nominees do you think deserves this Ciddie the most?

Just me. I forget the rest of the nominees and I can´t be assed to check the list.

Who else was nominated for this category?

ummmm, i'd sayyyyyyy, Yanis

Pretty easy: The Fonz. I think that name brought about a change for the better and definitely a major public image boost.

I don't know. Maybe the Fonz should get it. Maybe I don't care. Maybe I enjoy breaking the rules. So I'm going to have my answer MORE than five sentences. HAH! Eat that! Seven sentences with a subject and verb!

I am not sure. As I said before the only person I have an impression of is Tavrobel and he seems to not have really been bad in the past. If I had to choose one I guess I would choose him.

-->Also, does this tux make me look fat?

Well Dynast. You say you look like me so of course it doesnt make you look fat. It makes you sexxeh. [/conceited]

No, your fat makes you look fat.

It makes you look like one tall glass of water, i'm thirsty ;D

Yes, it does. You should really switch to a different tailor.

I don't know. You're standing naked pointing to it. I'm frightened quite frankly.

Well, it looks like the winner is about to be revealed! This is Dynast-Kid, signing off from the Red carpet at Eizon's Crystal Dome! Stay tuned for the unveiling of the winner!