Quote Originally Posted by Odaisé Gaelach View Post
Relax, put your feet up, have a cup of tea.

(Where is the EoFF server located? If massively spamming this thread doesn't cause it to fail, a six megaton bomb just might...

And soldier? Don't call me General Gaelach. Without the Odaisé, the word Gaelach (pronounced gay-lock) just sounds weird.)
Yes, yes. A good relaxing break should melt away all your worries.

More like melt their faces with lazerbeams.

I believe that the server is located somewhere on the spdude properties, in CA. Fortunately, we don't have to aim very smartly, because this bomb will make the state sink right off the coast! Take that you stupid West-Coasters!

Us Americans don't care about pronunciation. The way I saw it was "gael-lich," which is only pronounced gay-lock if you have a speech impediment and a severe mental defect.

Awaiting your authorization, General. I've already put my code in.

EDIT: An EMP nuke is being prepared, currently as we speak. It will be launching from Severnaya. Our third nuke is 75% operational. ETA 35 minutes.