BATHROOM HOGGERS!

[Sergeant Hartman]

Happens to me all the time, can't stand it

[ScottNUMBERS]

When they open the door lay down a mud monkey in their face and see if they ever hog the bathroom again.

[Faris]

Even though there are two bathrooms in my house, they both tend to be taken up at the same time. We're only a family of three people for smurfs sake.

[theundeadhero]

Me and coconuts have intimate relationships.

[Meat Puppet]

Coconut is a racial slur for island people.

[PyroManiak]

actually coconut stands for the carpet rugs in bathrooms...

Well I failed at kicking the door open so I just went on my roof and peed on the steps from their hoping someone would slide/fall and die

[Misfit]

I wonder how furiously smurfing a coconut would feel...

[Tallulah]

Coconut is a racial slur for island people.

Technically, I am an 'island person'. I live on an island, the UK. So... how dare you?!

LAURA B is always in the bathroom when I need to go, when she's not playing Darren Hayes at an obnoxious volume. She tends to have hour-long baths, and is the only person who uses the bath as opposed to the shower.

There are bottles in the bath which she is too lazy to move, so she has been using the shower lately.

[Tifa Valentine]

I had a problem like that when I lived in San Diego. My brother in law was a bathroom hog. Even when he was done afterwards, it usually wasn't safe to go in there for a good half an hour.

[Rengori]

I don't think I've ever been unable to get into a bathroom because somebody was furiously smurfing a coconut in there, no, but there's a first time for everything I guess.

I take back all the bad things I've said about you ever.

EDIT: Crap, necropost.

[Vikeve]

I'm the one who hogs the bathroom but I spend it perfecting myself for the day not smurfing a coconut.

But one time I was combing my hair when my brother burst open the door and started taking a dump in front of me! Due to his baggy pants I didn't see anything (thankfully) and I was in shock when he told me to get out becuase he needed to concentrate so I ran out of the bathroom very fast (very very very fast).

[Fonzie]

I don't think I've ever been unable to get into a bathroom because somebody was furiously smurfing a coconut in there, no, but there's a first time for everything I guess.

I take back all the bad things I've said about you ever.

EDIT: Crap, necropost.

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME!? I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES!

[Namelessfengir]

i found a coconut!!!

[Jojee]

Well yeah, back in da day i use to live with 8 other people and it was only 1 bathroom. And it sucked because they were all women.

I feel for you and understand your immense hardships.

And yeah, it really sucks when you have to go out in the morning to class but one of your roomies is taking up the bathroom showering or something, and you're unable to make yourself look good or pee or brush your teeth and have to run off to class all bleh x_X; I don't think any of them are smurfing coconuts in there though. But who knows.

[Araciel]

yes it happens...especially when i have to take the most epic .