I'm the one who hogs the bathroom but I spend it perfecting myself for the day not smurfing a coconut.

But one time I was combing my hair when my brother burst open the door and started taking a dump in front of me! Due to his baggy pants I didn't see anything (thankfully) and I was in shock when he told me to get out becuase he needed to concentrate so I ran out of the bathroom very fast (very very very fast).