My bestest Internet e-friend Del "T-Money" Murder turns twenty-six today. I still remember when we used to eat Quiznos in Westwood not having a care in the world, all the while making fun of the soccer moms dragging their kids along shopping. Those were some good times or so I imagine. Now years later here we are at another crossroads of sorts. Don't ever forget to give your gf a bath. They get pissed. That's all the advice I can give you or that you'll ever need.

Happy birthday, dude.