Two parts to this doozy:
Can you dance?
Do you like to dance?
Me, I have rhythm, but it never makes it to my feet. I think it gets lost in my spleen or something. Anyways, I can't dance, but I love to try anyways and embarrass those around me.
I can dance and I look damn good doing it!
I can dance but must keep my awesomeness secret for the sake of humanity.
I can't dance but that's never stopped me!
I can't dance and I don't intend to anytime soon.
Chocolate Twinkies, please!