Sh**. Oh, damn you, Psychotic, how the hell am I supposed to beat that?. Can I go up against someone else? Preferably someone who hasn't handed anything in?

Oh, and since the entries have been posted, I'll just go ahead and write mine now. It is in sitcom script form. And this happy character will represent when the laughter track goes.

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EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home!
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?!
FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there. Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right?
FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"?
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings?
GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out.
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF! It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP!
Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF.