Maybe next year boko, maybe next year.
Maybe next year boko, maybe next year.
I just submitted my entry. Let's just say that epic does not suitably describe it.
Prepare, for the best work I've seen so far
Everything below this sentence is Psy's entry.
Psychotic's Portfolio - or - why I should be a deviantART superstar - or - why you should vote for Psychotic in EoFF idol's finale - or - this might just go over the head of 80% of all EoFFers!
Hi everyone, today I just wanted to talk you through some images that I have created in my career as an amateur artist, so here we go.
Graphic Art
This is a signature I made using Adobe Photoshop. It has such a dark inner meaning to it, you know? and it really reflects the inner pain that I feel. The background is some spooky woods, and it's chilling and adds to the feeling of unease. The words are all upsetting, angry words that helps me express the pure agony that I feel, that I don't think anybody else has or could feel, and I hope that by reading it you get a taste of what it's like. They're ghost like, reflecting how inside I am dead.
The font I used is rough and scratchy. It's not neat and tidy, like the pre-packaged false view of life that Disney offer and make us all believe in. Life is miserable.
Photoshop
This is a parody of Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings. It's a very funny, very CRAZY piece, reflecting what a funny and crazy man I am!
You might not notice the subtitle: "The Return of the Narwhal Hospital Marching Band". You might expect it to say "The Return of the King", especially as it is in the correct font, but then BAM! something zany and silly hits you!
I made Gandalf into a pimp because that's funny. For Boromir, I used Alec Trevelyan, the character that Boromir's actor Sean Bean played in GoldenEye. I made his hair pink and gave him a silly mouth and I think it's hilarious!! Aragorn, the hero, has been given glowing red eyes, a swastika armband and a Slipknot logo has been attached to his tunic - this is to show that not all heroes are good, and some have a dark side.
Gimli is a lego man, glowing green. I just thought that looked cool. Then there's Legolas. I replaced Orlando Bloom's face with Dick Cheney's, because girls think Orlando is hot and Dick is not, so what a surprise they'll have!
Finally, the hobbits. As actor Billy Boyd is Scottish, I decided to alter Pippin to follow suit. Merry...I made into a platypus, LOL! Pretty funny. And finally, Frodo and Sam...I made it look like they were kissing! Tey were TOTALLY gay in the movies, so this is just another amusing little thing I put in there.
Screenshot
This isn't technically art, but this is a screenshot from Electronic Art's The Lord of the Rings: The Battle for Middle Earth. It show's my guildie, EoFF'sSephiroth1999AD's Elves being owned by a Balrog! LOL Seph you got owned buddy! I took this, hahaha!
Art
This is some fan art of Final Fantasy VII's Aeris Gainsborough! I did it as a request by my good friend at EoFF,
First of all I sketched this using pencil and paper. I then went over it using my tablet, and then I began to darken the lines using Adobe Illustrator. I then inked it using Adobe Photoshop, and then applied some merging and blending to make it look realistic. Finally, I stroked my penis because I am colossal faggot.
The Aeris picture took about 17 hours of work to complete.
Photography
"ALWAYS HAVE A CAMERA WITH YOU!" LOL!
It's true! I was out and about at a zoo in December '06, and I had the incredible luck to spy a capybara, so I snapped off a few photos and added a black frame to this to finish it off!
TIP: Add a black frame. It makes it look 36% more professional. At least.
This...this is without doubt the greatest thing I have ever done in an EoFF contest. I swear to god if this does not win I am leaving the forums. For an hour. At least!
This, ladies and gentlemen, this is my magnum opus.
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tl;dr
there was a picture here
nub
biased title meant to sway public opinion
It'll change when other people submit theirs. Nub.
Don't look at me I can't rename the threads at will.Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
Alright guys, I think we can safely say that Psychotic wins, being the only one who continued this thing with me all the way through. Sorry Lekana and Firo, I'm done waiting
I dun know if this counts as an archivable contest considering the way it was won, but I thought I'd just throw it out there that Psy wins.
That was obvious after round one :P
Congratulations, whore.
Oh my god?! Me?! I...I...it's like all my wildest dreams have come true! I never thought I could do it, not even when I got to the final, but now I know that impossible things can happen, and I have triumped over insurmountable odds.
Eyes on FF...Eyes on FF! I am your idol! EoFFers...you FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAH! You suckers seriously believed I would use this title to do good?! You cretins! I will use this to impose my iron will over all of you! TYRANNY HAS A NEW NAME, AND THAT NAME IS PSYCHOTIC, EoFF IDOL!
Your never going to let this down are you?Oh my god?! Me?! I...I...it's like all my wildest dreams have come true! I never thought I could do it, not even when I got to the final, but now I know that impossible things can happen, and I have triumped over insurmountable odds.
Eyes on FF...Eyes on FF! I am your idol! EoFFers...you FOOLS! HAHAHAHAHAH! You suckers seriously believed I would use this title to do good?! You cretins! I will use this to impose my iron will over all of you! TYRANNY HAS A NEW NAME, AND THAT NAME IS PSYCHOTIC, EoFF IDOL!
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