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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid View Post
    So what do I do?
    ...Hm...

    Well Now that I think about it I could put you in demondude's spot... Yep thats what Imma gonna do.

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    Me, versus Psy and Firo!?

    Interesting...


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    Alright, I let it slide till today but, you're work is due 1 week from today! I'll be sending out reminders soon.

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    I just submitted my entry.

    It is a beautiful piece that makes me cry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I just submitted my entry.

    It is a beautiful piece that makes me cry.
    I'm still crying now ;o

    Reminders go out tomorrow night.

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    I WANNA READ IT!!!

    I have a feeling Psy's winning this one by default :kaocry2:

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    Dang I get back from europe and I have a few days to write a story, yeah thanks boko.

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    Well, Psychotic is still the only person to submit an entry, I just sent out reminders and I'm pushing the date till say... Monday. But if no one submits till then, Psychotic wins by technical default

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    Did someone fix your avy again or did you do that XDDD

    ....also I wanna read Psy's entry >:[

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    I'm going to posting the entries I have (which is only Psy's) tonight

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    Alrighty, I'm gonna post the entries now! I only have Lekana and Psy's but thats okay, at least if all things go wrong we'll be able to have a final round.

    Psychotic's Entry

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    With a crash, Hsu burst his muscular, tanned and handsome young physique through the door.
    "God damnit, you pathetic whore," he sneered at his girlfriend, rubah. "where's my dinner?"
    "I'm sorry, Stu", rubah, a homely brunette replied. "I'd forgotten!" Hsu let out an angry bellow, and started screaming at rubah.
    "You worthless bitch!" he spat. "You're an ugly slag!"
    "Please, Stu, don't say these things!" she wailed.
    "Get the smurf out of my sight, you snivelling little slapper!" Hsu shouted. "Go on, get the smurf out of here!" rubah fled into the Lounge, her heart pumping. Why did he have to treat her so badly? She just wanted to be loved. Was that so wrong? Perhaps it was her fault that Stu was like this. After all, he never used to be so angry all the time. Not before he met rubah...could it be that it was all her fault? "What the living smurf is this, you cheating worm?" rubah glanced up. Hsu had marched into the room and was now furiously staring at her framed photograph of Steve Jobs.

    "It's nothing!" rubah said quickly, realising the danger she was in. "I just admire his hardware, that's all!" That was it. Those were the magic words. With a howl of rage, Hsu grabbed the photo and hurled it to the floor, breaking the glass. "No!" cried out rubah, getting to her feet. She rushed towards Hsu and the photo, and Hsu instinctively struck her in the face, knocking her down instantly.

    "You harlot!" he yelled. Now he was really only angry with himself for what he had done to the woman he loved, but he was going to take it out on her anyway, because she had made him do that. He climbed on top of her, and punched her square on the nose. rubah shrieked in pain, as blood trickled out of both nostrils. Hsu was not finished yet. Clenching his fist, he hit her again, and again, and again. His victim was thrashing about, trying to avoid the blows now raining down upon her face, but to no avail. Finally, Hsu's arms felt heavy and he climbed off her, leaving her face a red mess as he wandered away, wondering at the madness that had taken ahold of him.

    "I'm....I'M GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!" rubah managed to shout. Hsu knew what would happen if she did, and charged right back at her, and began aiming kicks at her prone form, and a sickening thud accompanied each one, indicating that his foot had found its mark. He then grabbed rubah by her long hair, and dragged her into the kitchen and threw her up onto the counter. Hsu pulled off his belt, and rubah sobbed and howled while he did this. He then swung the belt at rubah.
    "You" crack! "will" crack! "NEVER" crack! "tell" crack! "ANYONE" crack! "about" crack! "this!" crack! And, seizing the belt with both hands, he wrapped it around her neck and pulled it taught. rubah gasped and spluttered, and her tongue lolled out of her mouth as Hsu slowly choked the life out of her. He released her when he thought she might perish, and rubah fell off the kitchen counter to the floor.

    Hsu then began to rapidly pace up and down the kitchen, muttering to himself. "But she made me do it...if she hadn't have...and Steve Jobs...it wasn't my fault at all! The police will surely...but I can't go to jail...this woman!" during this time, rubah had begun to recover, and had grasped a frying pan in her hand. She did not know what she was doing, she was not thinking...instinct seemed to be taking over. Hsu, seeing this, was shaken from his trance. "No...oh no you don't!" and he came at rubah again, but this time she was prepared.

    "NO!" she shrieked, and swung the frying pan with what strength she had left and caught Hsu square on the side of his head with a loud clang. Hsu fell. rubah dropped the still ringing frying pan. "Stu?" she pleaded. "S-Stu? Stu, wake up!" Hsu did not stir, as blood began to pour from the gash rubah had created.

    Throughout the night, rubah sat next to Hsu, rocking back and forth, crying. She knew what she had to do, but she could not find it within herself to do it. The sun would soon be rising, and then it would be too late. She would be seen. People would have questions. She steeled herself, and forcefully dragged his body out into the garage, and stuffed it into the trunk of her car, along with some garbage bags, a can of gasoline and a shovel.

    In the woods, in the lonely woods rubah's terrible deed was done. Hsu was dead, and she was dead inside as she watched the flesh of the man she had loved burn. How had it come to this? They had been so in love, and they had both paid the ultimate price for a moment of madness. She drove home, flung herself into bed and collapsed with exhaustion.

    The police came a-knocking at mid day...

    I, Psychotic, possibly the greatest human being ever to live, read about the case on page 12 of the Daily Mail over my lunch of cucumber, fish, and chips. And that's how I found out about EoFF.
    Lekana's Entry

    Quote Originally Posted by Lekana
    A swish of air blew Lekana's hair back and suddenly a sharp pain filled her mind resonating from her ear.
    "What the hell Yanis?!," she barked out as she grabbed her ear. "Did you just throw a rock at me? Who the hell throws rocks in a snowball fight?"
    A white mist of breath drifted out of his mouth as he smiled, "Sorry."
    Lekana scoffed, "You better be!"
    Another snowball flew past her head.
    "Yanis!," she screamed.
    He shrugged, "It wasn't me."
    A confused look skittered across her face. Silence engulfed the two of them. A cackle rose up behind them. There stood a short little man with an odd yellow hat. Feathers stuck out in an obscene way. A broad smile stretch across his face, at a distant the man seemed just that a man. Yet, as one got closer, they could see that it was a youth under the yellow blob that was perched on his head. His clothing shimmered from golden scequenes, he looked like he belonged in Las Vegas. He gave a low cackle once again.
    "Your laugh is a little creepy," spurted Yanis.
    Lekana eyed him and smiled, "Who are you and what do you want?" She intended to sound intimidating but when she was knee deep in snow, it kinda defeated the purpose.
    He smiled once more, "You may call me Boko."
    "That's a stupid name," muttered lekana under her breath.
    "I'm here to tell you of some place far fun than this one. One where you can act however you want," he coughed and muttered "Under thier rules that is..."
    "Oh sounds fun!" Yanis exclaimed with delight.
    Lekana rolled her eyes at Yanis, "Yeah, Yanis he's gonna take you to some place which is really an alley and rape you."
    A sqwak inturupted thier conversation. The yellow mass on top of Boko's head started to move. A head popped out.
    "WHAT THE F***!" Lekana said startled.
    Boko laughed, he reached his arm up and patted the head. He smiled, "this is a baby chocobo. It comes from that place I spoke of."
    "You have to be f***ing kidding me. Yanis, you wanna go?" Lekana asked.
    "Hells ya!" he snickered.
    Boko turned around abrubtly and started to lead the way. Later Yanis was taken into a dark alley and was raped, later Lekana stumbled upon another place. And that was how she found EoFF.
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    EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
    Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
    FV: Honey, I'm home!
    Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
    DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?!
    FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
    DD: What? Where's your wife?
    FV: Over there. Points.
    DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right?
    FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "Honey, I'm home?"?
    There is an awkward silence.
    FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
    Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
    FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
    GG: I work at a nuclear power plant. Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
    DD: I don't think so. Why?
    GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
    DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings?
    GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
    DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving! Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out.
    FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
    GG: Oh, from EoFF! It's the greatest forum on the interwebz, you should sign up ASAP!
    Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF.
    Last edited by Goldenboko; 08-12-2007 at 04:19 PM.

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    I can't help it. :weep:

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    Oh paul, did you ever think it would end up as us two?

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    Those were both awesome XDDD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lekana View Post
    Oh paul, did you ever think it would end up as us two?
    Hey, hey, hey. The other contestants still have till Monday.

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