EVERYBODY LOVES DEMONDUDE55 - PILOT EPISODE
Firo Volonde runs in through the door.
FV: Honey, I'm home!
Demondude55 walks down the stairs, talking to himself.
DD: Man, this guy is loaded! Now do some stealing... Oh crap, you're here already?!

FV: Who are you? Argh, are you a burglar!? Please, take what you want, just don't hurt me or my wife!
DD: What? Where's your wife?
FV: Over there.
Points.
DD: Uh, dude, you do know that's a jar of honey, right?

FV: Well, yeah, why d'ya think I said, "
Honey, I'm home?"?
There is an awkward silence.
FV: Well, don't just stand there, get ready! My new neighbour's coming over for dinner and I want to make a good impression.
Scene cuts to FV, DD, and Giga Guess sitting at a table, eating berries
FV: So, Giga Guess, what do you do for a living?
GG: I work at a nuclear power plant.
Looks at demondude55. Hey, don't I know you from somewhere?
DD: I don't think so. Why?
GG: Oh, you remind me of somebody from Eyes On Final Fantasy. I think he was called Devil Man. Are you him?
DD: No. Definitely not. Let's change the subject. Tell me, Firo, what is your opinions on lemmings?

GG: Now that I think about it, I'm sure you're Devil Man!
DD: Shut up! Devil Man shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations!

Er, I mean, demondude55 shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations!

Er, I mean, I shouldn't have to put up with these false accusations! I'm leaving!
Slips on a berry on the way out, and knocks himself out. 
FV: Where did you say you know Devil Man from?
GG: Oh, from EoFF!

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Voiceover FV: And that's how I found out about EoFF.
