Well if you go by the CG, cloud is hella effeminate. Which leads to something I've always wanted to ask: why the hell are all the lead guys in FF games made these days so f'ing effeminate. Why is that the case with so many things out of Japan? WHYYYY?! Is it cool in Japan to look like some waify Clay Aiken wannabe?

The Don is a manly dude, plus he has a mohawk. Although he's a complete smurfin moron and toolbag, but I don't think that should factor into "hotness"