The Simpsons Vs Family Guy

[Ashley Schovitz]

The two most famous animated family sitcoms duke it out in a free-for-all battle. Peter vs Homer Marge vs Lois Chris vs Bart Lisa vs Meg Maggie vs Stewie and Santa's little helper vs Brian Oh and I forgot the Simpsons have a cat too.

I think that Homer could win against Peter since Homer could stand a three man beating with bats, but I think that Lois would tear Marge apart, maybe, but Marge used to be a cop.

Both parties can summon any of the side characters from their shows like Krusty or the greased up naked guy. Who do you think will win? I say Simpsons

[Odaisé Gaelach]

Brian and the Chicken > the rest of the world.

[Tallulah]

Lois would totally pwn Marge; she knows kung-fu.

Stewie could completely blow Maggie apart: sue Maggie tried to kill Mr Burns, but that was a complete fluke. Stewie has the brains; he can even talk already, and is a mastermind to world domination!

Peter and Homer: I think Peter would win. He is much cooler!

Chris would simply flatten Bart.

Brian talks, and once wrote for the New Yorker (almost ) Santa's Little Helper learns fast and fathered 23 puppies, but at the end of the day, he's still a dumb dog. Brian's drink problem counts against him, but what he lacks in sobriety he more than makes up for in smarts.

Lisa does have the edge over Meg; Meg is just an average teenage girl; Lisa is unnaturally smart, and concerned about the environment.

Snowball II vs. the psychotic kitty the Griffins had in the Brian: Portrait of a Dog episode: No contest.

Final result: Simpsons 1, Griffins 6 (including the mad cat's win)

P.S: I wonder what Flanders would make of Quagmire... O_o

[Ashley Schovitz]

Nah I think that Bart could beat Vhris, bart has his skateboard, cherry bombs, and slingshots. Santa's little helper could thrash Brain he used to be a race dog so he could attack brian before he could get a hit in. I say that Stewie fails at trying to rule the world miserably, he is usually stopped by his mother, his gadget goes haywire on him, or by the fact that he's just a baby. Maggie did almost kill homer a couple of time too and if she eats coffee ice cream there's no stopping her!

[Tallulah]

I disagree! *drive-by argument*

The Simpsons is so much less funny than Family Guy these days...

[cloud21zidane16]

the simpsons>family guy

[Dreddz]

Family Guy probably. Simpsons in their prime were the best thing on TV. Now, not so much.

[Venom]

I cant decide. Both are pretty much awesome.

[McLovin']

Don't you know that Family Guy copied most of the Simpson jokes? There is a video out there somewhere on it.

[Fonzie]

Family Guy is the same thing every episode, so Futurama.

[Værn]

P.S: I wonder what Flanders would make of Quagmire... O_o

Flanders would probably break out the holy water.

In one episode of Family guy there was a flashback to Lois shooting Peter instead of his robot double, so since Peter is now a robot he would easily win against Homer.

Lois learned some martial arts and beat down half of New York.

Lisa would probably be too peace-loving to fight back against Meg.

Chris has an evil monkey in his closet that he could always call on for help.

Stewie would probably kill off all of the Simpsons on his own.

Brian has thumbs.

But, anyways, this kind of battle probably wouldn't end. I once read a comic in one of my friends' magazines about which side would win in a huge anime vs. American cartoons war, and in the end they pointed out that anime characters are actually capable of dying. Since Family Guy and The Simpsons are both American cartoons, nobody would be able to die D=

[Lynx]

I believe we all know the answer to this question

[Nominus Experse]

The same joke told twice really ought not be hailed as original - nonetheless funnier

[escobert]

Futurama is best imo. But family guy ftw. I've never been a big simpsons fan.

[Mitch]

Family Guy is the same thing every episode, so Futurama.

Let us ayyyyyyyyyyy.