I've been afraid of mayonnaise since the great choking incident of '96. If anybody tries asking me to eat anything with mayonnaise on it now I totally freak out.

I'm also afraid of sunlight. Every time I go on a family vacation I get a horrible sunburn and I can barely move for 8-12 days after we get back. Fortunately I managed to weasel my way out of going to Florida this spring. I seriously wouldn't be surprised if I had some sort of skin cancer by now from all of my past sunburns; I can't even go to a local pool without getting burned.