Please, Mr. Tormentor

[Hazzard]

So, how would you get yourself out of a dyer situation, when you're tied up to a chair, and the guy holding you hostage is planning to do some pretty bad things with you.

What do you think you could do? Seriously, would you break down in tears or be a wannabe s.w.a.t man/woman? Would you reason with the bastard if you get out, or kill him, or severely injure him, and how would you do it.

[CimminyCricket]

I'd bite his throat. RAWR

[Nominus Experse]

I would likely become very aroused

[Raistlin]

I'd just let him change my hair color. Oh ho ho.

[oddler]

Whatever I would do would be pretty damn spur of the moment. I don't think I'd be thinking too clearly.

[LunarWeaver]

I'd just sit there and die. I wouldn't feel like fussing with it.

[Hazzard]

Personally, I just think I'd wait to get killed, and if an opportunity comes knockin' then I'll make a run for it, but only if there are a handful amount of unexperienced kidnappers.

[Miriel]

I'd bite his throat. RAWR

Yup. Jack Baur style.

[f f freak]

I'd probably lure him into a false sense of security, using my feminine allure, and then:

I'd bite his throat. RAWR

[Hazzard]

I'd bite his throat. RAWR

Yup. Jack Baur style.

Jack Bauer is a crazy son of a bitch. Literally, I hate his father. In the Tv show.

[demondude]

I'd show him all my cat macros and he'd fall in love with me.

Shame i'm not gay.

[mooglebunni608]

I'd tell jokes, and make him laugh himself to death. Then I'd rot in the chair until someone rescued me

[Anaisa]

I'm too good to be tied to a chair in the first place. I'd have beaten them to death before it got to that stage.

[bipper]

I would rely on my charm and wit.

I am smurfed.

[Rye]

I'd just let him change my hair color. Oh ho ho.

*throws up*

I'd beg.