I wanna take you home :sing:
So, listening to the Hoff made me wonder, what are your best chat-up lines or the best you've heard?
Pick-up lines
I wanna take you home :sing:
So, listening to the Hoff made me wonder, what are your best chat-up lines or the best you've heard?
"Nice shoes, wanna smurf?"
"Look at those legs go all the way up and make ass out of themselves."
July's
WARNING: Some of these lines contain language, imagery and metaphor that some people might be uncomfortable with.
The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines
My personal favorite is: Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.
Signature by rubah. I think.
Chloroform, etc.
This is a jest poast amirite?
PG's line:
*takes out 500$*
okay yer my date for tonight
PG's brother's line:
GET ON THE BUS YOU B#%@#
works every time.
Kiss me and i wont murder you with cat macros bacon and cream
"I love your eyes because when I look deeply into them I can see my own reflection."
Originally Posted by Christmas
This one I saw on a friend of mine nickname at msn
'Are your pants from space because your ass is out of this world'
God if someone would tell me this I'd kill him!
Hey babe, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long. ;D ;D
was that from our asian invasian club?
I don't need pick up lines. I hang out with a band that sends me all the girls they reject.
They changed my topic title
Mine was the original as well
Can you spell Constantinople backwards? Because I sure can't.
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