Old Paris, New Paris
Dumb Paris, Screw Paris.
I am like the Dr. Suess of awesome.
Old Paris, New Paris
Dumb Paris, Screw Paris.
I am like the Dr. Suess of awesome.
Now she can't go anywhere she used to without being called a hypocrite by the media. Bwahahahaha!
"Found God". Riiight..
Pfft! It worked for all the other whinny brats caught with their hands on a cookie jar, maybe it works for her fan base. They ARE dumber than she is after all.
I don't understand, who the hell is Paris Hilton? Why have I never heard of her before now?
Oh man, I'm so glad she took the "I found god and have changed my ways" appeal. It's going to make it so much funnier next time she gets caught doing coke or blowing some random guy or driving drunk.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
But it makes a fancy Inca temple!