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    Grin Pointless endings using Harry Potter as an example

    I guess this has to go in Lounge. Oh well.

    I've always been a supporter of the idea that 'if this is the last film of the franchaise, mess it up as much as possible'. Lord of the Rings' bed jumping scene was a good example but I was thinking more along the lines of destroying the entire premise of the film in one shot.

    Like for example, make Harry Potter end with.... (no spoilers here just nonsense):


    Harry Potter wakes up
    It was all a dream

    Would completely make my day. What do you think of my idea of endings? Brilliant huh?

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    My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

    (SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

    (SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore
    Sooooo a wet dream?????

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    Yes. And then he wakes up in a cold sweat and Ron rolls over, asking if it was another bad dream.

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    Everyone dies

    Cheers to Polaris for the set!

    Final Fantasy's completed: I, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Yes. And then he wakes up in a cold sweat and Ron rolls over, asking if it was another bad dream.
    Ron does seem to be the woman in the situation doesn't he? "Oh please help me Harry! I'm scared!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    My dream Harry Potter involves everyone realizing how dumb they are and then releasing all that sexual frustration in a threesome.

    (SPOILER)VoldemortxHarryxDumbledore
    homosexuality+necrophilia is win.

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    Ewwwww!!!!

    Harry wakes up and Dudsley rolls over
    Me and my kids have dragon eggs:



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    lol! Keep it coming.

    Oh man I'm terrible :(

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    During the final battle with Voldemort, they both take out their wands, get ready to lay some smackdown, and a then a fly zooms into Harry's mouth and he chokes and dies. Then the story ends, with no further information and no more plot threads tied up. J.K. better read this forum and take some notes.

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    Potter- Hey Voldemort what's that?
    Voldemort- WHERE?!?
    *Voldemort turns around and looks in the general direction Potter was pointing*
    *Potter goes up to Voldemort and kicks him in the balls*

    Voldemort: Hahaha... I lost my balls when I was obliterated by you when you where 1!
    *Voldemort sexs Potter*
    Potter: Oh em gee!
    *Potter dies*

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    you find out that voldemort is actually sauron.

    BAM

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    Does Harry simply walk into Mordor?

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    well he's a wizard but he's not a ninja.

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    harry and crazy v decide to make friends and takes hogwarts as there new evil fortress and destroys the world!!
    my head hurts??

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