I fought with a pickle because I keep it gangsta

[No.78]

I stripped with a bowl of alphabet cereal because I was high.

Okwat

[Griff]

I burned a monkey because I was drunk.

[Vikeve]

I fought with a football player becuase he took my taco.

[StarlightAngel]

I vacuumed a homeless guy because I'm cool like that.

[ff7+ff10 gurl 100]

I ran naked with a spoon cause that's how I roll.

xD.

[atlanteay]

I danced with a fork because i was high.

that's just stupid.

[Giga Guess]

I burned a red bandana beacuase I wanted him.

He's so sexy...and he's mine I tells ya...MINE!

[darksword12]

I am in love with Raoul Duke because I am a 4th grader.

[Faris]

I drove over my best friends girlfriend because the voices told me to.

Yeeeeees

[Mirage]

I sang to a CD because emos suck.

Is this supposed to be funny?

[Dr. Acula]

I vacuumed YOUR TRUE LOVE because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Yep. The thing's I'd do for a million bucks.

[Bowser]

I cried with a football player because he took my taco.

[Kanshisha]

I ate a fork because someone offered me $1,000,000....

Heh, whatever you say..

[The Unknown Guru]

I danced with a gangsta because that's how I roll.

BTW, I am totally bookmarking this.

[Vermachtnis]

I burned a fireman because the voices told me to!