I fought with a pickle because I keep it gangsta

[Araciel]

I am in love with a homeless guy because he took my taco.

that's so....ew.

[demondude]

I ate a footballer cus thats how i roll

[daggertrepe]

I ran naked with a red banana because I wanted him

[Laddy]

I fought with a ninja because I'm a freak like that.

[Shiny]

I stripped with a noodle because I was drunk and because I said I could.

Had two cuz I'm wearing two shirts. Does that count?

[Dynast-Kid]

I stripped with a gangsta because the voices told me to.

[Rye]

I ran naked with a spoon because I was drunk~ ;]

[demondude]

lol i just noticed my brothers is

I ran naked with raoul duke because i wanted him

[escobert]

I drove over a llama because I wanted him.

[Rocket Edge]

I fought with a mexican because he took my taco.


Mine actually makes relative sense.

[Meat Puppet]

i am in love with a bowl of alphabet cereal becayse [sic] i am a 4th grader

[Leen-Leen]

I drover over a ruler because I said I could.

Yeah, I think I'd be able to do that.

[Jessweeee♪]

My shirt Black and Gold :P

I ran naked with a fork because I was drunk and because I was high.

[VoodooChild]

I smoked with an old man, because thats how I roll.

[Enjolras]

I burned a red banana cause' I was drunk.