Jesus v. Lucifer

[fire_of_avalon]

Jesus already told that fool while they were in the wilderness. He can do it again.

Is that when he's walking in the desert, and Satan offers him food, but Jesus is like "LOL GTFO"?

Yes.

[Peegee]

I was gonna say Buddah because he's got the belly and can do the suicide flop with ease (cushin' for pushin'), but then I realised that Lucifer's got that tail for easy swipes and air flare support.

Lucifer ftw

Jesus can't breakdance.

[yanis]

[Big D]

Jesus = God, because of the Holy Trinity, therefore he wins by default on account of omnipotence.

[Takara]

Cthulhu. He'd pwn them all and win by default.

[Tasura]

I say Lucifer, mainly because I'm Lucifer on chat *nod*

[Fatal Impurity]

Lucifer...he has the badass "rapper" attitude...plus he probably created that abomination you call "rap music"

[LunarWeaver]

I don't see people photoshopping Lucifer into RAPTOR SATAN. Jesus must have more power.

[Tavrobel]

Jesus. Family Guy already proved that he's got dancing skills.

Satan is too busy whoring it up with his hoes. Cuz he a pimp like dat.

[Namelessfengir]

simpsons: help me jebus!!!

[Kanshisha]

Tch, not another religious thread... but my vote goes to Jesus, he rocks, he had agony on the cross, what did budda and lucifer do?

Causes of death:
Budda: Obese
Jesus: death from cross and over 39 whips
Lucifer: lol, i don't know

But Jesus still owns..

[Tavrobel]

Causes of death:
Budda: Obese
Jesus: death from cross and over 39 whips
Lucifer: lol, i don't know

Buddha was, for the most part of his life, an astetic, and as such, his figure is most likely to be worn and stringy. His (the first one's) death, was probably malnutrition, or natural causes.

Jesus died on the cross, after being nailed (assuming he's real). The scourging was just for torture. He had quite a few more stations of the Cross to continue on after the torture.

Lucifer (if we follow popular culture), caused his own downfall by beliving himself greater than God.

Please learn your religions a little bit better.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

If you use the Bible as a source, Lucifer is not another name for Satan...

Lucifer since it means "light bearer", "bringer of light", "morning star" (alternative name for Venus as it appears in the morning).

GTFO.

Okay, I forgive you!

I still say Lucifer would win because his name is awesome thus he is a better dancer.