Bahamut! He is teh king of dragons!

Shiva! She's so purty!

Ifrit! He would give everyone rabies!xDDDDDDDD

Ramuh! He may be old, but he is a BAMF!

Alexander! Bow to his 1337ness!

Leviathan! Always popular with da ladies amirite.

Titan! Can someone say, Roid Rage?

Phoenix! He'll revive all of his friends when they die! Kekeke

Carbuncle! He's so soft and fuzzy and cuddly and cute and scrumptious and...*shot*

Odin! Zantetsuken FTW, beeyotch!

Siren! Pixelated nudity is where it's at!

Atomos! He'd...suck them all to death...O_O

Doomtrain! He's our man, if he can't do it, someone else can! lawl

Diabolos!

Catoblepas! WTF is a Shoat!?

Some other loser summon who's only been in like, one game...

They'd all die.

sephiroth cuzz hee izz teh kewl, and evryone elss iz teh suck!!1!1!!

I liek pie lolz

Don't Look, I' NEKKID!