Basically, Liverpool FC would probably have even more (undeserved) time dedicated to them on Match of the Day (bad), Margaret Thatcher would probably become Prime Minister again (bad), Scotland would be ravaged by wave after wave of Walruses (good) and I imagine that we'd see England progress past the quarter finals in a major sporting competition (good). Anyway, if he does come to power then don't say I didn't warn you? Me? Well, I guess I'll be taking refuge in Reykjavik.