umm been caught naked in public once, well not fully nude but I dived once in to a swimming pool and got my swim shorts dragged down by the speed and everything...needless to say my white ass made an appearance there.

Better story though was when once I was with a then girlfriend at a mates house and they all went out and we didn't waste any time the friend had a free house for a week and we were in her room and got right down to it...only for our friend to forget her purse, she comes walking in and the duvet is thrown on the other side of the room as is our clothes...she turns to pick the purse up from the bedside cabinet (the door untill this point blocked her view) and there's me and the then girlfriend at it completely naked...instead of getting embarrassed she decided to yell "OMG STEVE AND ISOBEL ARE SMURFING ON MY BED!!!" at which point the 5 or so mates who were also spending time over at hers came bursting in to the room...deliberately going "LET ME SEE!!!" I could have died but there was nothing for it...we just sat there completely naked and went "hey guys...you mind...purse? *throws purse* don't come back for like 20 - 30 mins minimum please" at which point they decided they did have an issue and wanted to sit down and talk about what they were buyin at the shop.... I wanted to die.