D&D vs real life

[Araciel]

which is better and why??

[Shoeberto]

D&D.

Lusty bar wenches.

Of course, if your DM is a prick, it could work against you...

"The wraith appears out of the darkness of the caves. What do you do?"
"I prepare my sword and make an attack! I rolled a natural 20 on hit!"
"Your syphillis kicks up and you go crazy and cut off your toe. Take four damange."
"Dick..."

[Araciel]

hahahah that's awesome

crits don't work on undead

(such the geek)

[Tasura]

D&D > Real life

For the simple fact you can't brandish a sword against people in real life without going to jail =/.

[loben]

sure you can, your just suck at it.

[Rostum]

Real Life. It's less geeky.

[NeoCracker]

Real life has real sex.

D&D has sex I'm capable of gettting.

D&D TFW!

[fire_of_avalon]

Are y'all like them creepy D&D murdering fools?

[Azure Chrysanthemum]

Real life. That sexy lady you see sitting at the bar over there? The chances of her actually being a sexy lady are considerably higher than in D&D, where the chances are much more in favor of a very large man who lives in his parent's basement at the age of 35.

I'm allow to make these stereotypes because I play the game myself and have seen others who do as well

[Nominus Experse]

I like having real sex, thank you