What do you want on your tombstone?

[Peegee]

...if you could choose?

I have two which are my favs (source unknown sorry):

Here lies an Athiest
All dressed up
And no place to go

--

I was born without consent
and I left without being consulted

The second one is paraphrased as I forget the wording. Oh well..

[Tavrobel]

"LOL suckers! I win, you lose!"

[Fonzie]

Remembered my thread, eh?

[PuPu]

Hopefully when I die, there will be more advanced technology. I'd use it to make the tombstone say:

Here lies (name of person looking at tombstone)

Born: (person's birthdate)
Died: (Date of Present)

Here's an example:

Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)

[Peegee]

Here's an example:

Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)

Boko's 15 y/o ?

[DarkCloud_BD]

I always thought it would be fun if my tombstone would say "See ya tomorrow, 'cause I ain't goin' nowhere" or "Gwah, just couldn't take it no more "

[Dynast-Kid]

I want a solar-powered, interactive photo album of my life wired into my tombstone. I saw it on TV!xD They really expensive though...

[Shoeberto]

I want an elaborate system consisting of an infra-red motion detector built into my tombstone that is wired to a spring system that causes my dead arm to shoot out of the ground whenever a person approaches.

[LunarWeaver]

Tombstones and funerals are a waste of money and I wouldn't want either. Even in death I plan on being a cheap piece of .

[10-Breaker]

Wait wasn't there already a thread bout this?

[Araciel]

Remembered my thread, eh?

hah yeah


also:

'pwn'd'

[rubah]

"Last Southern Belle"

[Goldenboko]

Here's an example:

Here lies (Goldenboko)

Born: (May 6, 1992)
Died: (July 2, 2007)

Boko's 15 y/o ?

It says it right in my profile.

I'd like...

"Here Lies someone far Cooler then you."

Or

"I didn't give you Squat in my will PuPu! Who has the last laugh now?"

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

There would be nothing to bury if I have it my way. (I want to burned outdoors on a funeral pyre and let my ashes drift in the wind. Illegal, but I am still wishing).

If I had to mark my absence from this world, then besides the usual (name, date of birth and date of death), I would have some meaningful sentence on it, either a quote or a line made by myself.

[Tallulah]

I'll go with the Spike Milligan old chestnut: 'I Told You I Was Ill.'