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    Is Cloud ready for the Next Big Thing?

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    Depends. Can we give Cloud steroids?
    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Neither, because they both suck.

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    Brock Lesnar? what the hell :laugh: I always liked how his finisher was the F5. Press F5 on your keyboard, folks. Ta-da! Brock just finished you!

    Lesnar is one of the biggest failures of all time, so Cloud. By a mile.

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    do we care?
    i mean are we caring about this?
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Namelessfengir View Post
    do we care?
    i mean are we caring about this?
    I think FL is the only one who actually cares. Seeing that wrestling is so fake, and so is a Final Fantasy game, neither truly exist outside their fantasy worlds. Therefore, neither wins.

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    Lesnar is one of the biggest failures of all time
    You're kidding right? Not only did he dominate amateur wrestling, finishing with a record of 106-5 and being a 4 time All-American adn NCAA Heavyweight Champ, he went on to amass a list of accomplishments in pro-wrestling in the span of a year that most wrestlers will never have in their lifetime. He was a near 300 pounder who could pull off a flip from the top rope and tossed around Big Show who is at the 500 pound mark.

    He entered Mix Martial Arts to win his FIRST match in around 2 minutes by pummeling the guy into submission.

    He is a massively talented blend of strength, speed and skill.

    He's just a dickhead in terms of personality.

    I think FL is the only one who actually cares. Seeing that wrestling is so fake, and so is a Final Fantasy game, neither truly exist outside their fantasy worlds. Therefore, neither win
    Okay then. Let me throw you off a 20-foot ladder. That's something wrestlers do a lot these days. Let's see how you fare against the "fake" stuff wrestlers do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post

    I think FL is the only one who actually cares. Seeing that wrestling is so fake, and so is a Final Fantasy game, neither truly exist outside their fantasy worlds. Therefore, neither win
    Okay then. Let me throw you off a 20-foot ladder. That's something wrestlers do a lot these days. Let's see how you fare against the "fake" stuff wrestlers do.
    You act like all of that is completely unplanned. You do understand that "professional" wrestling is all staged, right? The wrestler already knows that he's going to be thrown, and therefore is trained to land safely. Haven't you noticed a lack of serious injury? Seriously, if someone was thrown from a 20 foot ladder and landed the wrong way, there could easily be broken bones or even worse.

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    You act like all of that is completely unplanned. You do understand that "professional" wrestling is all staged, right?
    Yes. And this means it’s easier how, exactly?

    The wrestler already knows that he's going to be thrown, and therefore is trained to land safely
    It must feel like landing on a bed of pillows then.

    Haven't you noticed a lack of serious injury?
    People get injuired quite often. No deaths thankfully but accidents are not exactly infrequent.

    Seriously, if someone was thrown from a 20 foot ladder and landed the wrong way, there could easily be broken bones or even worse.
    That’s pretty much the idea.

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    FL Wrestling is planned. Very. Face it. I'm not saying they aren't athletes, they are fit, and athletic.
    BUT! When it really comes down to it, wrestling is planned. The chairs don't hit each other the way the look like they do, assuming you aren't blind you can tell they don't actually punch each other, and they use blood packs.

    So Cloud>Brock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    FL Wrestling is planned. Very. Face it. I'm not saying they aren't athletes, they are fit, and athletic.
    BUT! When it really comes down to it, wrestling is planned. The chairs don't hit each other the way the look like they do, assuming you aren't blind you can tell they don't actually punch each other, and they use blood packs.

    So Cloud>Brock.
    And clou is an pixelated character. Whats your point?

    And for the whole thing about no serious injury, your all obviously forgetting Owen Hart. Yes, wrestling is planned, but people can and do get hurt. There are accidnets.
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    It looks like the ground had a sex change.

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    Um...they do not use bloodpacks.

    They use a technique called blading. A wrestler conceals a razor in their trunks or a ref hands them one and they cut themselves, causing the blood. The blood is very real.

    Sometimes blading goes very wrong. The now deceased wrestler named Eddie Guererro once overdid it and his blood was covering the entire ring. He was out for several weeks afterward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover View Post
    Um...they do not use bloodpacks.

    They use a technique called blading. A wrestler conceals a razor in their trunks or a ref hands them one and they cut themselves, causing the blood. The blood is very real.

    Sometimes blading goes very wrong. The now deceased wrestler named Eddie Guererro once overdid it and his blood was covering the entire ring. He was out for several weeks afterward.
    Meh, musta just been the crappy wrestling I used to watch.

    What matters is, they're actors.

    Spammerman, this is assuming somehow Cloud unpixilized himself and fought with him.

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    Maybe Brock just pixelated himself.

    He did have a videogame made for him, afterall. And he was in it. Here Comes The Pain for PS2.

    Also, The Sandman legitly busts himself open before every match. he's been doing it for around a decade now. There's zero way you could fake how he opens himself up with the beer can. No room for bloodpacks or blading.

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    Lemme make my argument easier.


    Let's pretend Wrestling is real.
    Let's pretend Cloud was real.

    Let's pretend their going to fight.


    Cloud can use magic, split himself up some how to use AC's Omnislash. Cloud could easily take how Lesner before he got near him.

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