My keyboard has all sorts of problems. It's covered in stains and crumbs, and one or two of the keys are prone to breaking off and needing to be reattached. A while ago the underscore (_) key managed to fly across the room and disappear completely. I didn't find it until I was vacuuming the carpet a few days later, whereupon it flew up the nozzle and I had to fish it out of the bag. :yuck:

Even when it's working, it's not a great keyboard. For some reason, the A key isn't as sensitive as it should be, and since I tend to hit that key with my left pinkie, a lot of my words end up A-less. What I'm basically trying to say is: I can't wait until I get a new computer.