Jelly Bean Factory jelly beans, five large tubs of
20 2 litre bottles of Evian water, 15 chilled and 5 room temperature,
Fridge full of assorted lagers, including Kronemberg, Heineken, Carlsberg. (Stella and Carling to be removed and thrown at moronic fans after being emptied and refilled with... *ahem*)
Internet connection (why settle for 8MB?) and decent computer/laptop for random visits from the Muse (so Word is essential!) and/or Family Guy viewings pre and post-gig.
Selection of dips and crudites (blue cheese dips to be disposed of), plus cheeses arranged in order according to strength, mildest to most mature. Crackers to compliment said cheese.
The dressing room to be painted in magnolia at every gig... hang on... sorry, that was Mariah Carey!