Demands
Just had a random thought, if you were a famous musician and you had to choose 6 items to be on your writer (list of demands written into contract as condition for playing shows) what would they be?
Mine would be:
Bottle of Jaegermeister
Bottle Of Goldshlanger
A crate of beer not light beer & especially not Budweiser (Alcohol problem evident)
Baby wipes (If you've every played a gig you would get it)
Several large bottle of water
Peanut Butter Sandwiches(Man's gotta eat)
Enough coffee to supply a small country for a decade.
My special red cup with the straw built in.
A bus with all the luxuries of home.
A Tidus lookalike that has to sleep with me.
Hillary Duff's assassination.
A briefcase for me to carry around so I look and feel important.
Mine would be:
a 12 pack of water
Hot Cheeto Puffs(one bag)
a big black towel
pictures of Adam Levine
Evey Shirt from Ambercrombie in a large(green)
Anisette Pernod
Mine would be a fridge full of my favorite food, a high end gamers PC, at least a 8MB internet connection, an xbox 360 with halo 2 and gears of war and phone i can use for an unlimited amount of time!
Expensive i know but thats me!
Jelly Bean Factory jelly beans, five large tubs of
20 2 litre bottles of Evian water, 15 chilled and 5 room temperature,
Fridge full of assorted lagers, including Kronemberg, Heineken, Carlsberg. (Stella and Carling to be removed and thrown at moronic fans after being emptied and refilled with... *ahem*)
Internet connection (why settle for 8MB?) and decent computer/laptop for random visits from the Muse (so Word is essential!) and/or Family Guy viewings pre and post-gig.
Selection of dips and crudites (blue cheese dips to be disposed of), plus cheeses arranged in order according to strength, mildest to most mature. Crackers to compliment said cheese.
The dressing room to be painted in magnolia at every gig... hang on... sorry, that was Mariah Carey!
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
2 comely lasses of virtue true
a giant bowl of cadbury mini eggs
a warm bathrobe to lounge in, and go on stage wearing
my own personal assistant/bodyguard/chef/bartender
all the sunny delight i can drink
a punching bag with a full-size picture of myself taped to it
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