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  • Hell yeah! They'd be taking out my trash and washing my dishes every day.

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  • Of course not! They deserve more respect.

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Thread: If you were a Summoner, would you make your summons do menial tasks for you?

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    Default If you were a Summoner, would you make your summons do menial tasks for you?

    I would.

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    Shiva=Mothersmurfinghawtsex.

    Yeah...

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    They deserve more respect, mortal fools.



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    Ifrit would make me grilled cheese sandwhiches.

    Ramuh would make sure i never have an electric bill.

    shiva would keep my drinks cold

    Odin would trim my bushes/mow the grass

    and I'd make Chocobo & Mog clean up (make them useful for a change!)


    edit: Oh, and I would send Bahamut on beer runs, because i think he's older than 21. and he could use megaflare if anyone tried to stop him.

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    Shiva would keep my drinks cold
    ..What a waste.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Shiva Ifrit=Mothersmurfinghawtsex.

    Yeah...
    Fixed.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    Shiva Ifrit Shiva=Mothersmurfinghawtsex.

    Yeah...
    Fixed.
    No toying with my words.
    kthxbai.

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    Valefor: Used to fly me to places like Hawaii, or upstairs to my bedroom.
    Ifrit: Used to heat my food, chimney and light my fire.
    Ixion: Used to fix my broken light bulbs.
    Shiva: Used to make me infinite amount of popsicles then killed by Ifrit because I refuse to look at her nakedness.
    Bahamut: Used to do my laundry and wear an apron just because.
    Anima: Used to destroy anyone who doesn't agree with me.
    Magus Sisters: Cindy will clip my toe nails. Sandy will wash my hair. And Mindy will just sit there being cute.

    Oh, I almost forgot to add Doomtrain. Doomtrain will ofcourse take me to places Valefor can't.

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    Since I dont eat much, Id hand over the leftovers to Atomos.

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    Make them? No. Wouldn't stop them if they offered to help, however.

    Otherwise, demanding a powerful creature that could make you discover all kinds of pain if you pissed them off to do something like taking the trashcan out because you're too lazy isn't what I'd consider a good idea.

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    Can I trade Shive for Celsius, please?

    I'd use Catleplebas (SP?) as transportion.
    I'd use Leviathan to win Watergun fights.
    I'd use Ifreet to burn the grass, so I'd never have to mow again.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
    Oh, I almost forgot to add Doomtrain. Doomtrain will ofcourse take me to places Valefor can't.
    I'd ride Doomtrain just to see the people's ZOMGWTFBBQ faces.

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    No, Aeons/Eidolons/Summons/GFs are people too.
    Although Carbuncle would be my cute bunny pet.
    Quote Originally Posted by Christmas View Post
    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    I might get Shiva to act as a sort of on-call beer fridge, but otherwise no. Pretty impractical, total waste of MP.

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    shiva siren sandie and mindy would become my play things
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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