Someone's dad asked me if I went to church...it was...pretty awkward...

Quote Originally Posted by Namelessfengir View Post
i once got asked of i was gay i was like holy f'ing wtf?!?!
Heheh...my friends and I were in my grandma's driveway once, and this kid on his bike (ZOMG A KID ON A BIKE) asked us if we wanted to race (there was a scooter in the driveway). We were like, No...no thanks...
The kid came around a couple of minutes later and just out of nowhere said, "Are you gay?"
my friends were just kinda like "errr...."
and I said "Yeah. I'm a lesbian."
and the kid's face, I swear it was just like this smiley

...so sometime later we head down to the gas station to buy junk food and stuff and on the way back we hear whispering...and this little girl who was probably around four years old, just yells WHOOOOOOORE!!!!
and we were like o_o