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    What's the most awkward or unusual question you've asked to someone or been questioned, or even heard.

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    Little kids tend to ask me if I'm a boy or a girl, and that's generally awkward for their parents. I like to tell them neither then go "BOOGABOGGABLAGLA!"

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    does this come in extra large?

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    I don't get asked awkward or unusual questions, and I tend to find humor in any and all questions that could be considered awkward or unusual, so they aren't really awkward for me. I tend to ask personal quesetions, such as whether or not a girl shaves or otherwise takes care of her downstairs situation. I also like to ask girls if they enjoy giving blowjobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I don't get asked awkward or unusual questions, and I tend to find humor in any and all questions that could be considered awkward or unusual, so they aren't really awkward for me. I tend to ask personal quesetions, such as whether or not a girl shaves or otherwise takes care of her downstairs situation. I also like to ask girls if they enjoy giving blowjobs.
    Cool...interesting questions to pose at a person. I haven't tried because I feel very restricted to go across that personal line, but hey, it's alright to take risks.
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    At the top of my head, I was once walking down stairs at school when this random first year was like "ARE YOU A PUNK??". I just burst out laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    Little kids tend to ask me if I'm a boy or a girl, and that's generally awkward for their parents. I like to tell them neither then go "BOOGABOGGABLAGLA!"
    Should of shown them your downstairs mix-up.

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    A couple of weeks ago a little kid came up to PuPu and asked him if he was a criminal...

    He said yes. ;o

    I tend not to get awkward with most questions... until the involve the opposite sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldenboko View Post
    I tend not to get awkward with most questions... until the involve the opposite sex.
    Bugger this!

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    Well, a little kid asked me once if I was the Boogeyman... I couldn't help but saying WTF??
    And once I heard a little kid talking to his father...
    - Dad, why did the bus stop?
    - Because it has to...
    - But why does it have to?
    - Because it's a stop ...
    - But why is it a stop?
    - Because people may get off/on the bus...
    - But why...
    - AAAAAARRGGHHH SHUT UP WILL YA??
    Again I was like O.o
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    My mother asked me was I sleeping around recently to which I replied chance would be a fine thing.

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    Join #tot sometime while me or Dan or Chubb are there. It doesn't get any awkwarder.

    Holy crap, firefox regards awkwarder as a word!

    The most awkward question I've ever asked was how a customer got a black eye (this was back when I worked at a department store). I think I would get in trouble if I revealed their answer.

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    I've asked some very awkward questions, but none of them are coming to mind right now. Recently though, a cousin I visited for the first time in probably ten years asked if I wanted to sleepover with her and her husband. It was sweet, but kind of awkward too

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    I asked some random cute guy if he'd be my babbies daddy. Mind you I was in another town and I was acting completely serious. It was the funniest thing.

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    i once got asked of i was gay i was like holy f'ing wtf?!?!
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