"are you my grandpa?"
"uh...no."
"are you suuuure?"
"yea"
"only grandpa's are sure! are you my grandpa?"
"Yes"
"are you sure?"
"no"
"then you could be my grandpa!"
Starts off awkward, but then just gets annoying.
"are you my grandpa?"
"uh...no."
"are you suuuure?"
"yea"
"only grandpa's are sure! are you my grandpa?"
"Yes"
"are you sure?"
"no"
"then you could be my grandpa!"
Starts off awkward, but then just gets annoying.
July's
Someone's dad asked me if I went to church...it was...pretty awkward...
Heheh...my friends and I were in my grandma's driveway once, and this kid on his bike (ZOMG A KID ON A BIKE) asked us if we wanted to race (there was a scooter in the driveway). We were like, No...no thanks...Originally Posted by Namelessfengir
i once got asked of i was gay i was like holy f'ingwtf?!?!
The kid came around a couple of minutes later and just out of nowhere said, "Are you gay?"
my friends were just kinda like "errr...."
and I said "Yeah. I'm a lesbian."
and the kid's face, I swear it was just like this smiley
...so sometime later we head down to the gas station to buy junk food and stuff and on the way back we hear whispering...and this little girl who was probably around four years old, just yells WHOOOOOOORE!!!!
and we were like o_o
"What's a vagina?"
"Why the smurf are you in my car? And why the hell are you wearing no pants? IN MY CAR"
...
My casual conversations are more interesting than the questions I've been asked...
I've been asked the gay question quite a bit as well as "So... when are you 'coming out'?" Maybe that's why I don't see much action from the ladies...
The one that comes to mind and I swear this is true and no party was privy to what the other was thinking.
My friends are talking to each other and wondering where I am. One of them remarks that I'm probably smurfing a puppy. So I come in, oblivious to their conversation and one of them come up and says, "There you are, what have you been doing?" My reply without a second thought was "A Dachsund (one of those weiner dogs)" I saw his jaw literally drop.
My favorite conversation ended with the question...
"Why are you so sad?"
"My Seaman ran away with my N.U.D.E girl..."
(Let's see how many get this...)
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
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