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  1. 07-07-2007, 05:33 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    *snip*
    fixed

    a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel shoved down the front of his pants. the bartender asks 'why is that steering wheel shoved down your pants?', to which the pirate gruffly replies 'yarr it's drivin' me nuts!'

    also my personal favourite;

    a baby seal walks into a club

    and a semi-nerdy one for good measure--

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
    One says, "I've lost my electron."
    The other says, "Are you sure?"
    The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
    Last edited by Araciel; 07-07-2007 at 05:39 AM.
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